Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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