Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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