everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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