I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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