what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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