her vagine was all disorganized.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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