i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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