How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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