he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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