what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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