And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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