Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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