called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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