the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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