You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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