One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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