Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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