worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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