Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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