Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
