Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Already got asked if we're dating
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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