Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
