I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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