ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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