I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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