You can't special order awesome
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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