How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
