4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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