We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My liver just broke up with me...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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