Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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