That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
i now understand why vodka
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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