nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
