Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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