This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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