he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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