I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
so much tequila, so little girl.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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