and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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