i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
