How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
