Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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