there's paper in my vomit.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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