I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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