Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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