i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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