we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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