how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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