question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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