We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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