Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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