Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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