you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
i barfeds in our rink
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
