so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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