she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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