You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
the raccoons are back...
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