i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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